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Lesson 8: Commercial Copy Posted on 2018-01-11 by Jacob Payne

DICK’S SPORTING GOODS:

Houston, the Astros are going to the World Series! Gear up for the Fall Classic at Dick’s Sporting Goods today!   Whether you’re cheering from behind home plate, waiting for that home run hit in the outfield stands, tailgating or tuning in on ESPN 97.5, there’s something for every Astros fan at DICK’S Sporting Goods. From the first crack of the bat to the seventh-inning stretch, nothing beats the excitement of a day at the ballpark. Show off your game-day spirit with a huge selection of officially licensed Word Series jerseys and gear for your Houston Astros. Get your entire family ready with Astros apparel and accessories for men, women and kids. Find the latest trends when you shop MLB special collections, featuring Majestic Cool Base jerseys, MLB Legends apparel and more. Save $20 off your purchase of $100 or more and receive free shipping when you shop at Dick’s Sporting Goods dot com. This great offer is good for today only! So, visit Dick’s Sporting Goods dot com now for all your Astros Worlds Series swag. Every season starts and ends at Dick’s.

 

FUDDRUCKERS:

Hey, Texans fans! Come join Voice of the Texans, Marc Vandermeer, and a special guest of the Texans every Tuesday night from six to seven PM at Fuddruckers! Throughout the NFL season, Houston-area Fuddruckers will be hosting ESPN 97.5 with Marc Vandermeer. Come see your favorite Texans players LIVE! Tonight’s guest is Texans cornerback Kevin Johnson! Join us at the Greenway Plaza Fuddruckers for your chance to win a Kevin Johnson autographed helmet! Wear your Texans gear to any Houston-area Fuddruckers location and you can also enjoy a special Buy One, Get One FREE Texans Burger offer! The Official Hamburger of the Houston Texans boasts a barbecue seasoned half pound beef patty topped with cheddar cheese, chopped brisket, fried jalapenos and drizzled barbecue sauce. Celebrate a Texans win this Monday with a FREE small classic shake with any combo meal purchase. Be sure to say “Go Texans!” to redeem offer! Visit Fuddruckers dot com to view the 2017 Texans Radio Live at Fudds Schedule. Fuddruckers: The Official Hamburger of the Houston Texans.

 

DRAFTKINGS:

I’m Jacob Payne and this is your Draft Kings Fantasy Playbook for Week Seven. Rams quarterback Jared Goff has been solid against weaker pass defenses this season. This week, he’s facing an Arizona Cardinals unit that’s crumbling before our eyes. Arizona has allowed the fifth-most passing yards overall and the fifth-most fantasy points per game to opposing quarterbacks.

The Cardinals’ terrible secondary bodes well for Cooper Kupp. The rookie slot receiver leads the Rams with eight red-zone targets. Given this trend, and the Cardinals’ inability to limit quarterbacks in the red zone, the duo of Jared Goff and Cooper Kupp could easily hook up for a score and be a cost-effective anchor to a big fantasy day.

With Draft Kings, there’s no season long commitment and you can create a fresh lineup whenever you want. Download Draft Kings today and receive free entry to a fantasy football contest with your first deposit. Draft Kings: Welcome to the Big Time.

BUFFALO JACKSON:

Buffalo Jackson Trading Company reminds you that every man looks better in pullover season. Our most popular pullovers are back this season in three brand new colors; Blue Ridge, Cedar Wood, and Spruce Green. Stay as soft and warm as a bear in hibernation. Outdoor tested and date night ready. Buffalo Jackson’s new pullovers are the perfect blend of function and style for any occasion. Designed specifically for sitting by the fireplace and sipping bourbon, the Lexington quarter zip and crewneck sweaters are the balance between comfort and class. Turn heads when you’re out for a night on the town with the boys or in the stands at Saturday’s game. No matter where you’re at, you’ll feel good. Select Kodiak Pullovers, Jackets and vests are on sale for a limited time only. Shop our selection of pullovers now at Buffalo Jackson dot com. Enter promo code ESPN at check out for 15% your first purchase. Buffalo Jackson: Honor your wild.

 

 

 

 

 

 

GRUBHUB:

 

You’re hungry right now. But you’re also not about to move. I mean, you’re settled pretty deep into that sofa. You’re like melting onto that couch, bro. Ohhhh…melting…a patty melt would hit the spot right now, right? With a large fry and a Dr. Pepper? God, yes. Sign me up for that. But that couch…it knows you like no woman ever will. You’re like the Stephen Hawking of immobility. When you have a sit going this good, you don’t mess with it. You ride that sucker out.

 

Relax! Grubhub makes it easy enjoy your favorite restaurant food from home without putting your forbidden man/couch love on hold. How does Grubhub work you ask? It’s simple! Even a furniture groping weirdo like you can figure it out.

 

Step 1: Open the Grubhub app and browse menus from your favorite local restaurants.

 

Step 2: Select what you want to eat and submit your order.

 

Step 3: Tie your robe, open the door for your Grubhub driver and enjoy your food!

 

Pants off, half chub, that’s the way we like to grub.

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